Pisces Woman - Scorpio Man


Once these two fall in love, it is very rare that they will part.  There is something friendly, yet very deep about their love.  These two will find wholeness together, but like all signs will have areas of improvement.  If the areas cannot be fixed, the relationship will tragically impairing the rest of their love lives for either one or both of them.  I know that sounds very dramatic, but this relationship is anything but lite.

When these two meet, they will just know that they belong together.  Other Earth, Fire, and Air signs are probably laughing while reading this, but Water signs are mystical and base decisions on what they feel.  It is powerful, yet dangerous.  Water signs love in a dimension that most cannot see or understand.  Unfaithfulness is something that will tear their deep love apart.  Dishonesty breaks the trust which is the base of every relationship.  So if either one of these Water signs are cheating, it will leave the other one torn to shreds.  So, if you are a Pisces Woman or a Scorpio Man and you met your soul mate but you aren't ready to settle down, keep them as a friend for now.  Once you have moved into a committed relationship with this person, you better be ready for it.  Because if you mess it up, it will create permanent damage. 

This guy is intense, and this woman is sensitive.  Together they will create a beautiful depth that is rarely boring.  She likes his masculine and powerful aura.  He loves her feminine and dreamy vibe.  They just handle and get each other in a way that no one else can.  There is something so mysterious and elusive about her that he just has to understand.  Every time he looks into her watery eyes he falls deeper in her net.  How is a woman so tender, yet so haunting.  He has fallen under her spell.  Even when he is mad at her he will miss her.

These two will be able to talk to each other without having to say a word.  With most Water Sign couples, this telepathic communication comes naturally.  It is a bonding gift.  When dating a Scorpio, male or female, you are bound to getting in fights.  The sex is where they make up for it.  Sex with these to is ecstasy.  They will probably have had nothing like it, and will never have anything like it.  They will reach a depth where not only their bodies but their souls become one.  There is something so magical, passionate, and intense about it.

These two will go through happiness and sadness like every couple, but these two will be able to feel each others emotions.  They are connected in a way where words do not even need to be said for them to understand what they feel.  This is a good and bad thing.  It is a good thing because they are able to understand one another, and be sad together.  It is a bad thing because when everyone is sad, who is there to cheer them up?  When Water Signs date, they must always keep the relationship in check.  Someone needs to say they've gone too deep for them to see the surface.  The relationship can start to cause these two to drown because once they've met, they almost feel like they don't need anyone else, and they also feel as though that other person can never or will never leave.  Don't drown each other.

They need to keep their love fresh and full of oxygen.  Do this by remembering the first time you met, and he softly smiled at you cause he knew and you knew too.  Do this by remembering your first kiss in the rain when your body started to tingle and the whole world disappeared for a moment.  Do this by remembering how nothing you have ever felt in your entire life is how you feel with that person.  Then treat them like so.  Do this and you should always safely be able to come up for air.

The Full Moon, Friday the 13th & Mercury in Retrograde


Let's start out with the full Moon.  It is statistically proven that people act a whole lot cookier when there is a full moon. If you ask anyone who is in the police force, emergency room, etc., they will tell you shit goes down on a full moon.  Why is this?  Well...  our adult bodies are made of around 60% of water (babies are more).  The Moon has a gravitational pull on all of the water on the Earth.  This is why we have ocean tides, and waves.  So when that thing is full it makes us... well loony.  Even women's cycles are the same as the cycle of a moon, which just goes to show we are connected to it in many ways.  This is also why you should not get certain surgeries when the moon is in the sign of the part of the body that sign rules.  For example; don't get open heart surgery when the moon is in Leo, or you could have certain complications.  Don't go to the gyno when the moon is in Scorpio.  Don't get your boobs done when the moon is in Cancer!  To learn more about which body parts are ruled by which sign, read this.

Friday the 13th; I would worry about this the least, unless you are an extremely superstitious person, than go ahead and lock yourself in the house.  I would like to think that I am not an overly superstitious person, even though I won't leave my volume on the TV at #13, and I try not to step on cracks, and I don't fuck around with black cats.  I'm sounding nuttier by the second.  The point of what I am trying to get at is that I believe that it is more in your head than anything.  You attract the energy and things you want in your life by what your thoughts are.  I was once told by this lady in Cassadaga that I have extremely powerful thoughts, especially with me being a Scorpio, that I should be very careful when wishing bad things on people 'cause there is a good chance that they will happen.  She told me that whenever I wish something bad on someone that I should "cancel it out", because the universe can hear me.  She made it sound a little wackier than it really is, BUT there have been things that have happened to people that I wished it upon.  Oops!  Moral of the story; don't fuck with Scorpios, and don't fill your head with negative thoughts about the 13th.

The third and probably most important thing is Mercury in retrograde.  It just makes shit weird with a beard.  You can find several web sites showing you when Mercury is in retrograde.  Just Google it.  This is the time when ex boyfriends/girlfriends  start poppin' out of the bushes to say hi.  So as you have learned in my planets post;  Mercury rules Gemini, Virgo, analytical thinking, and speech. So when Mercury is in retrograde it looks like it is going backwards, which makes our thinking and speech all tangled up.  Yikes. Here's my advice until this mess ends; don't make permanent or rash decisions, laugh off when people act real cray cray to you, think before you speak, take your freakish dreams with a grain of salt, and remember to have a good laugh.


Porte A Vie - Sextrology - Gemini


Happy Birthday to all of you amazing Geminis out there.  Please go check out my latest published Sextrology post at Porte A Vie!  It will tell you all about what it is like to get in bed with this kinky lady...


The Perfect Gifts for Each Sun Sign

 Gift giving can be really stressful!  I think that I am pretty good at it, but you just never know.  There are so many things we give gifts for, and it becomes difficult coming up with something original.  Believe it or not, knowing the Sun Sign of the person you are buying for definitely helps.  Here is a quick and fun guide to help you choose what to get people on their special day, or just because...
Aries
Nook, Kindle, or iPad for Reading
Practical Gifts
 New Knife Set
A Night on the Town
Makeup
Race Car Experience
 
Taurus 
Art
Bedding
Chocolate
Jewelry
Cash
Fresh Flowers
Cashmere Sweater
 

Gemini
Concert Tickets
Something They Can Experience
Gag Gifts
Surprise Party
Bedazzler
Bags of Confetti and Glitter
Small Trinkets (They love butterflies)
Manicure
Anything Neon

 Cancer 
Anything for the Home
A Well Written Card
Cooking Lessons
Anything Made by You
A Puppy
Sentimental Gifts
Silver and Pearls

Leo
Anything Gold
Fancy Dinner
High Quality Gifts
A Framed Picture
Spa Package
Salsa Lessons
Bottle of Champagne
Camera
 
Virgo
Bonsai Tree
A Magazine Subscription
Lavender Candles
Anything for Organization
Gardening Lessons
Toys for their Pets
Spice Rack
Office Supplies
    
Libra
Cupcakes
A Timepiece (Always Get a Receipt!)
Kitchen Aid Mixer
Hand Bag
Fashion Coffee Table Book
The Latest Fashion
Amex Gift Card (They are Picky)
Scorpio
Mystery Dinner Theater
Lingerie
A Surprise (Good luck having them not find out)
Sunglasses
Tarot Cards, Astrology Books, A Crystal Ball
Perfume
Thoughtful Gifts
  
Sagittarius
A Weekend Getaway
Archery Lessons
Plane Ticket
How To Books
Colorful Scarf
Night at the Comedy Club
Capricorn
Starbucks Gift Card
Practical and Quality Items
Leather Gloves
Engraved Business Card Holder
A Business Suit
Skiing Trip in the Mountains
A Really Nice Pen
Aquarius
Quirky and Unique Gifts
Latest Technology
A Donation to their Favorite Charity
An Orchid
Fusion Food Restaurants
Anything Aquamarine or Holographic
 
Pisces
Bottle of their Favorite Liquor
Yoga Class
Pedicure
Incense
Fishing Trip
Shoes
Old Photos Framed
Make them Dinner
Antique Ring 



Virgo Woman - Taurus Man


These two Earthly creatures will blend beautiful from the start.  He is slow, steady and sensual. She is pristine, perfect, and poised.  He loves all things tangible, and she will love to keep them clean.  He will love making all of the money, and she will love paying the bills on time.  He will love a comfortable bed, and she will love to make it.  He loves the taste of food, and she will enjoy keeping him healthy.  Together they can create one beautiful team and home together.  Being practical may sound boring to most, but to these two it sounds like heaven.  It is something that will tie them strongly together.  They don't sweat the small stuff, and this will be a refreshing break from all of the pettiness they have dealt with in previous relationships. 

With all the good there comes a little bad.... So as I have mentioned before, Virgo women are OCD!  They are very tidy ladies.  There are very few that are slobs.  The ones that are most likely have Sagittarius in their chart.... or Taurus.  See Taurus men are not known for keeping tidy very well.  It isn't like they are total slobs or anything, but there will be days where their shirt will be a little wrinkly and hair may be a little tussled.  If Virgo can look over that without nitpicking, things will run a lot smoother.

He needs to understand that this pristine angelic woman is not the angel that he may think she is.  There are always some little hidden moral quirks.  This woman is logical, so if she logically figures that what society finds morally correct is not what she concluded to, she will stand by her conclusion regardless of whether it is going against the grain.  So when he sees his angel dancing on the bar top after a few cocktails on a Saturday night, he may be a little shocked. Just remember that her emotions are very rarely included in her decision making, so if your stuffy critical Virgo lady lets loose; embrace it.  It's a rare occurrence.  Don't be a stubborn Taurus and only see what's in front of you.  Feel that her intentions are never wrong. 

After a while after a few practical and warranted arguments, they will start to understand each other's and appreciate each other wholly.  With his patience, which is that of a tortoises, he will start viewing her nitpicking, analytical approach, and critical approach as meticulousness, intelligence, and perfection.  He will see that she doesn't let what others think sway her very calculating mind to believe what they do.  That is true strength, and the Bull will admire it. 

Before they have sex for the first time, he will wonder how this perfectly poised woman can match his sensuality.  She will undoubtedly surprise him.  Their sex will be grounded and powerful, yet respectful with a quiet unspoken understanding of what each other needs.  They will, without a doubt, be able to fill each other's desires.

All in all, this match is one that is made to last.  When he leaves his smelly socks on the floor, remember how he makes you laugh.  When she nags you about you leaving a dish in the sink, remember how she takes care of you so well.  Between his rich humor and her eloquent use of the English language, they will be able to always bring the sunshine back to each others lives when days are gray.   They just naturally work well together, there is no need to force anything between these two.

Go to the carnival with him.  He will love it. He loves the tangibility of everything; the smell of popcorn, the taste of a caramel apple, the sound of children laughing, the view from the Ferris wheel.  Kick off your shoes with him and run in the sand afterwards...  Yes, sand is very messy Virgo; but he will love the way the sand feels in between his toes.  Just remember Virgo, that there is no such thing as absolute perfection. However, you may just find it with him.